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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both! ==== Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. ==== No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life. (1) Mobile (2) A utomobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because there is always a better model in neighborhood. === Searching these keywords on Google 'How to tackle wife?' Google search result, 'Good day sir, Even we are searching'. === Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! === Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself! === Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. === A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married. He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs. === It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid! === Funny quote on a husband's T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen -- -- -- -- -- -- of them
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