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John and Mike are walking from religious service. John wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Mike replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So John goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?" |
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A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" |
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A Sindhi calls a Newspaper to print death of his grandpaa. Clerk Rs.50/- per word. Sindhi: Dada Dead. Clerk: Sorry Minimum 5 words. Sindhi: Dada Dead Wheelchair for Sale. |
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How Pakistani professors speak english, 1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls. 6.All of u stand in a straight circle. 7.Quiet! The principal just passed away… 8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise. 9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here? 10.Ur talking bad habbit. |
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* Laxman left his wife and went away.. * Raawan kidnapped someone else's wife and had to pay the consequences. * Hanuman didn't have one, so he went and burnt Lanka in search of someone else's wife. |
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES |
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A revolutionary thirsty Taliban came across a Jewish man selling cheap tie at dessert end for five dollars a piece. Taliban demanded water for humanitarian reasons. Jewish says, "No buy the tie first." |
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Do not leave your mobiles/wallets/handbags/girlfriends unattended Others may feel it is answer of their prayers. |
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An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "And do you men know Jesus Christ?" |
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In a small town in Australia, a person decided to open up his bar business, which was right opposite to a church. The church and its congregation started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business. Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the bar and it was burnt to the ground. |