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My collection of small jokes (hindi and english)
Teacher: "Everyone wirte your lover's name on a piece of paper." Girls after 2 seconds: "Finished madam!!" Boys after 10 Minutes: Extra Sheet madam!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar to his father: "Papa, maine shaadi kerni hai." Papa: "Puter kidhay naal?" Sardar: "Papa dadi ama day naal." Papa: "Oye! O meri maa aye!" Sardar: "Te tusi meri maa naal kyon kiti?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A fat woman is waiting for a bus at a bus stop. How do you describe this is one word? Answer: MOTIVATING! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A sardar got an invitation to a party which said 'Red Tie Only." When he went to the party, he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 Kabutar ne sardar kay uper bitth kar di. Sardar: "Oye teri maa ne tainu kacha pauna nahi sikhaya?" Kabutar: "Saliya tu kacha pehan kay kerta hai?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Sardar read the board on the road. "Likhnay wala Brilliant, Parhnay wala Idiot." Sardar angrily rubbed the board and wrote, "Likhnay wala Idiot, Parhnay wala Brillant." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |
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